Sinister Ninja aka Sinja- a hilarious, handsome, well-endowed, romantic, witty, charming, talented, accomplished, professional, highly decorated, honorable, loyal, courageous, athletic, suitably when justifiably violent, mischievous, mature, immature, humble when necessary, curious, apathetic, paranoid, laid back narcissistic dipshit highest genius who has a surprisingly low opinion of himself despite his obvious awesomeness and occasional kickassery.
Adventures in Laziness, with New and Improved Wheels.
Quote of the day: "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."- Jules Renard
I wish I had a digital camera right now. I could have shared this with you.
If anyone wants an example of something wrong with this country, I could have shown you a line formed at the elevator here at my school. There were four or five people, all with backpacks ON WHEELS, waiting in line for the elevator. TO GO DOWN.
FROM THE THIRD FLOOR.
Ok, so, maybe the stairs are inconvenient when you are such a lazy-ass that you have to use a backpack on wheels. I guess. All of these backpacks on wheels I see are smaller than the one I have ON MY BACK.
Another interesting example is the existence of these elevators. The college I attend Is made up of about 15 buildings or so and each building has an elevator at both sides of the building. Each elevator is approximately 90 feet from another, and every building is connected at the third floor. There are only three floors.
I'd like to pause, and repeat that for effect.
There are only three floors.
I'm glad that there is plenty of elevator access for people with disabilities, but I have so far counted three people who need the elevator for anything other than laziness, or staff using them to get a cart or something to a different floor. That's all fine and well, but seriously? You gotta wait in line at an elevator to traverse ONE or TWO floors?
Sorry about all the CAPS. I think this is FUNNY and IRRITATING and I have HAD a LOT of CAFFEINE LATELY.
Angel_Ameria October 10, 2007 09:07 PM PDT Dood, I gotta admit, I'd have been one of the schmucks waiting at the elevator. However, my backpack wouldn't have had wheels. But it wouldn't have been because I'm lazy, it would have been because I'm usually a mindless sheep just following along with what everyone else is doing. Baaaa. I've become such a waste of space and oxygen since I was palling around with you guys all the time. What happened to me?!? I've become... complacent!
Funny indeed. I've already been facinated about elevators, seeing as there are so few of them in JA. It's too bad.
when I used to enter elevators in NY, I always think about it getting stuck of something. Horay for a disadvantage!
I don't think they're lazy I just think they're adjusted to the technology enough to be excessively dependent on it.
beej October 8, 2007 10:11 AM PDT I love elevators and that is EXACTLY why my BUTT is so BIG.
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